astral-revelations:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

mostbeautifulquotes:

The Most Beautiful Love Quotes

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

actually been laughing at this dinosaur on the side of the dash for a long time:

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just

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i need to stop laughing

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

lordoftheelves:

Me at age 10: I wanna be part of the fellowship

Me at age 20: I wanna be part of Thorin’s company

dakishime:

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OMFG THIS GIF IS JUST A CUTE GIF OF A DOG EATING FOOD RIGHT BUT THEN I SAW IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND WATCHING IT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS MAKES IT SO FUCKIGN INTENSE AND DRAMATIC OGMFG I M GONAN CHOKE IT JUST GOES FROM CUTE DOG EATING FOOD TO THE HOUNDS OF FUCKING SATAN BEING RELEASED AND DEVOURING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT